Are U Venemee

NO! I am not!

I don't understand why this is always the first question for so many Vietnamese to ask me.
I am sorry to tell you that I am an AMERICAN!

Here are what I am going to react next time:

Situation 1) if I am in a normal mood, and don't care much ab0ut this person:
Answer) No, I am Mexican, my dad was a Mayan Chef and my Mom was Finnish, they moved to China during the Sino-Lassie War and I was born on the out skit of an Island close to the broader of Madagascar. And I speak six languages, they are all African native languages, none of them is Vietnamese.

Situation 2) if I need this person to perform some service for me, such as to do my hair:
Answer) No, I am not. .... Silence.

Situation 3) if I am in a bad bad modd.
Answer) Why did you ask, what part of me resembles Vietnamese? My friend told me I look like someone from Peru. BTW have you been to Peru, I heard the national language is Perish, just like people in Switzerland speaks Switzerish. You know I can sue you for discriminations because you are trying to pick me out from a group to treat me differently.


Please don't ask this question anymore. I am grotesquely annoyed by it!
Especially the questioner is not particular easy on the eyes. I have no problem if an Asian version of Tom Cruse asks me in perfect American English (or British English) the question. It annoys me the most with someone is just asking for it so they can speak Vietnamese to ANYONE else!

I sure have a knack to find the worst intention of anyone, and in this situation is no exception :)